1. always be bad with your money

2. never forget gloves at home

3. read zines

4. zelda, mario, and/or donkey kong

5. don’t smoke weed every day

6. never scapegoat weed for your own complacency

7. always bring a pen

8. always bring a guitar pick

9. set aside play time and cuddle time for your cat

10. always remember your rules for survival